Thank You
Afterward, when the cop car pulled up to the ballpark in Mankato, Hank James looked out from the backseat. His face was wet with tears. All of his team, and most of the Mankato Man-Pigs, were standing in the parking lot watching him. Mickey Danz turned his head away and began shaking violently. A few very slow-moving families were still around, gawking at the events transpiring before them. The cops let him out of the back seat and Hank stood up, revealing that he had not been handcuffed. One of the young guys walking past, half drunk, asked loudly if someone was barbecuing. Hearing this, Hank bent over and vomitted.
Before any of that happened, at the end of the ball game, Mickey Danz had darted from the dugout when the rest of the team ran out to high five everyone after beating the Man-Pigs 7-2. After congratulating them, Hank saw the wiry pitcher dart out to the other team’s bullpen. Alan Carpenter was waiting by the gate, like he was expecting the visit. Alan Carpenter was a man Hank James respected and feared, but had never even been able to get hit off of. No one in the league had.
Mickey handed the Mankato reliever something wrapped in a towel. Carpenter accepted this gift like his first-born child was being returned to him, and he even embraced Mickey with one arm. Then, Alan Carpenter jogged out of the bullpen toward his own dugout, and Mickey walked back to the visitor’s dugout.
“I hope I did right,” he said.
“What?” Hank asked.
“I called Alan up once I found out what was going on.”
“What was going on?” Hank asked, annoyed that Mickey had kept him in the dark about this. Alan Carpenter had already left the field, seemingly in a hurry.
“He said he made a deal with something, when he was struggling in college and about to lose his scholarship. Ever since then, he strikes everyone out. He’s hiding out in this league ’cause he’s got nothing better to do, and he grows the beard out so no one can recognize him.”
“A deal with something? What did he make a deal with?” Hank asked.
“He wouldn’t tell me,” Mickey said. “Or maybe he did, and I just didn’t want to know.”
Hank nodded and worked his way in to the locker room. The team was celebrating; as usual, many of them were convinced major league scouts were in attendance. Some of the players could spot scouts anywhere, even though their manager told them no scouts were watching.
“I just hope you’re not mad I gave him the baseball you got from those dead children that follow us,” Mickey said. As soon as he said it, Hank stopped him and put his hand on the pitcher’s chest.
“You thought it’d make him feel better?” Hank asked.
“He throws those baseball out in the woods because that’s what he did the first time. He wrote ‘Let No One See Or Hit My Pitches,’ on the ball, and it came back scorched with the words ‘It Is Done’ scratched into it. So he writes ‘Please Let Me Take It Back’ on a baseball and hopes he can get himself free.”
“He probably scratched those words himself, and he was so high and out of it he didn’t remember later.”
Mickey pushed out from under Hank’s hand and met the bigger man’s eyes.
“He’s been throwing balls out into the woods, waiting for another response, throwing baseball after baseball into the brush. Praying for another response. So I thought it might work better if he had the right ball.” Mickey gritted his teeth when he finished, but he held eye contact with Hank. It was Hank who looked away first.
“Maybe that’s why they gave it to you, you know?” Mickey said. He was deadly serious when it came to things Hank wasn’t one hundred percent sure were real.
“So he’s going over the deep end this time,” Hank said to himself. He remembered the panic on Alan Carpenter’s face when he left the field. Then, he shook his head, gave the pitcher a soft shove, and went to his locker. He changed quickly, without talking, and found himself breathless from the panic when he ran out into the parking lot. Mankato was a small enough town it didn’t take much begging to find someone trusting enough to bring him out to Sibley Park, where he and Mickey had seen Alan Carpenter trying to make his peace with whatever evil thing he had thought he had sold his soul to.
On the ride, he smiled and answered questions about baseball and the big leagues. Inside, he worried they would see the way his hands were shaking, and the jittery way his eyes bounced around inside his skull. It was unbelievable to him that a grown man could attribute his phenomenal success at pitching to some silly deal he imagined making with whatever evil he most feared. Alan Carpenter must be a man with a lot of guilt and too little sanity. And yet, Hank thought as the hair on his arms rose, he had stood at the plate against the man and never even seen the ball. No one had.
When he was dropped off, Hank waved at the friendly people who gave him a ride and walked toward the woods. When they were out of sight, he began to run as fast as he could. He tried to run as quickly as he had seen desperate Alan Carpenter run off of the field. He was afraid of what the man would do once his final prayer for freedom from shame was left unanswered. The trip was not as simple as it had been with Mickey Danz leading the way, and he had to find his way again after getting lost several times.
He saw the hollow, and he saw Alan Carpenter kneeling where he had last time. Only this time, the reliever was saying “thank you,” over and over again. He was pulling at his beard, taking out great chunks of it, as if he couldn’t stand to have it on his face for one more second.
And then, just over the rise, Hank James thought he saw a massive head atop a broad pair of shoulders, walking away. The air around the figure seemed hazy and smoky, and it was only a moment before it was out of sight. Hank wasn’t even sure if he had seen the figure at all.
What happened next was completely, and unfortunately, real. It started with Alan Carpenter screaming loudly, as if a balloon of pain had just exploded in his mind. Then, the flames came up from the kneeling man’s chest and spread up over his body. They moved impossibly fast, so that when Hank tried to run forward to save the day, he was unable to force his body closer than ten feet from the burning man. Hank covered his mouth and nose with his shirt, to keep out the smoke and the stink out. Before him, the fire had burned impossibly fast. He was staring at a crouching skeleton, and then that skeleton fell completely to the ground and shattered.
After the police came, took his statement, and drove him back to the team, Hank found himself wiping vomit from his lower lip because some drunken fool had reminded him of what Carpenter had smelled like when he had started aflame. A fire that had left nothing but ashes and firefighters trying to decide what kind of accelerant than man must have used. Hank wondered if maybe Mickey Danz had been right, and maybe the Man-Pigs reliever had made a deal that finally went all the way bad. He thought Mickey felt the same way, but Mickey wouldn’t turn to face him. Not sure what else to do, Hank James stared at the sick between his feet and tried to forget that, just before the flames reaches his bones, he thought he heard Alan Carpenter say “thank you” one more time.